I'm a regular contributor at Reductress, and I've also written articles for Above Average. Here's some highlights!
REDUCTRESS: "Mom Quietly Plots News to Bring Up In Last 10 Minutes of Phone Call"
REDUCTRESS: "Help! My SoulCycle Bike Came Loose And Now I’m In Chile"
REDUCTRESS: "When They Go Low, Can I Still Say Like One Bitchy Thing?"
REDUCTRESS: "How To Tell the Davids In Your Life Apart"
REDUCTRESS: "Make A Fall Cornucopia That He'll Want To Stick His Dick In"
REDUCTRESS: "The 5 Best Date Spots To Make Him Say 'Hey I'm Not Getting Any Cell Service'"
ABOVE AVERAGE: "This Secret Starbucks Drink Doesn't Actually Exist But You Can Force the Employees To Make It"
ABOVE AVERAGE: "My Version of Eat, Pray, Love: Crap, Rollerblade, Call Gary For Sex"
ABOVE AVERAGE: "I'm Running Out Of Breath, But It's Pokemon City At The Bottom Of This Lake"